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the angry mailman

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.
My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch
by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 12, 2010
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mailsturbate

Writing an e-mail to one's self
I got this e-mail from my personal e-mail address and mailsturbated it to my company address.
by jpmswiss December 20, 2007
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reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)
A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."
by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009
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Black-mail

(n): 1. term used to describe any electronic communication (i.e. mail, message) sent via a mobile device that causes or influences workers to be tethered and ready to answer at any time for fear of employment loss (derived from the original Blackberry combined with e-mail). 2. any such mobile e-mail that renders the recipients captive regardless of hour or day.
The people at my office might send a Black-mail to me on my Smartphone. If we hang out, I may need to run
by alphabravo212 October 23, 2011
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mail man

A hustler who takes in the cash money like bags of mail. See E-40's album "The Mail Man".
I hope I don't go back to slangin' yayo, slangin' yayo, to get my mail." (Like a mail man). - E-40
by Woodrow14 September 13, 2007
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G mail

G mail is where i go downtown on my ladys G spot and send her a message of love one letter at a time wit my tongue
i was feelin kinda horny and wanted my woman to know it so i sent her a G mail and boy id say my message was well recieved and totally made her day
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009
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mailbox

v.

Typically, mail boxing requires three people; two being 'together' and the third man being .. unfortunate. In on it Person A will either walk up to Unsuspecting Civilian, and perhaps engage them conversation. Meanwhile, in on it Person B will creeper-sneak behind Unsuspecting Civilian and go on all fours behind them. Person A will then shove Unsuspecting Civilian, who falls backward in a confused and, hopefully amused heap while Person B gets up unaffected. To be a successful mail box team requires time and practice, and it can be beneficial to stick with one partner (especially for the more difficult endeavors). If you find yourself an Unsuspecting Civilian, you should be happy to know that you are worth mail boxing and it's all in good fun (or is it?)

Mail boxing tends to involve three people, but can include many more if a mail box war breaks out. It is a great way to pass gym classes with subs or introduce new members to your crew or track team. (No, it's not hazing!) Such should be done in grassy areas or padded mats; avoid dangerous objects such as concrete and knives. >.>
Morgan: hey, let's go mailbox Broch.
Kristen: okay, shotty knees.

Morgan: Hey what's up?
Broch: Not, much, you?
Kristen: *crawls behind Unsuspecting Civilian*
Morgan: Oh, you know, not much.
Broch: So, you wann--*is pushed*
Morgan & Kristen: *giggle and run*
Broch: What the fuck?!
by fauxnature May 25, 2008
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