stay at home mommy

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other

Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...

by Squeegee721 July 08, 2008

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.

mommy finding the poop sock

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

sexy toe mommy daddy

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;

by sexy left toe December 15, 2019

Mommy from beginning of the end

Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk

-"Do you like that hot milf mommy from beginning of the end?"
-"No i hate her."
*kills*

by Turtleonie July 16, 2021

Ur Mommy XY Chrommy

The most ultimate insult. Can create a whole another universe with another one in it.

Person 1 : Ahhh... I hate you so much! No, no, d-don't let it come, n-NO!!!
Person 1 : ur mommy XY chrommy
Person 2 : *Re-creates the universe 100 times*

by Homie Box April 26, 2018

small town mommies

A group consisting of individuals who have home-based businesses in small towns in Alberta Canada. The www.smalltownmommies.com website is the best resource for home-based businesses, services and tradeshows and other related events.

'I'm new in town, do you know who sells Tupperware or Avon?'.... 'Yes, I found my rep on the Small Town Mommies website!'

by Smalltown Mommies May 05, 2010

Mommy keep going

When you ask your mom to have sex with you and she says yes and she’s good at it.

Hey want to have sex

Ya sure
Later that night

Oooooooh mommy keep going I love when make me cum like this

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 20, 2022