little spitzer

penis, male appendage, male genitalia

He got caught cheating? He shouldn't have been thinking with his little spitzer!
(popularized after former New York Governor Spitzer's sex scandal)

by bethidee March 14, 2008

little britney

A ladies private parts - especially when on public display.

Oh my god, you can see her Little Britney.

by Lady Mildmay March 8, 2008

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Little minute

789million minutes

AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously

by Pepsmach July 4, 2018

Little sister

Little sister sucks the attention out of anything.

Holy fuck my little sister is an attention leach

by Pepe the fwoooog July 10, 2019

Of-Little-Influencer

Someone who calls themself an "influencer" but has fewer than 100,000 followers.

Jerk Face: What do you do?
"Influencer": I'm an influencer.
Jerk Face: How many followers do you have?
"Influencer": You're a jerk. <walks away>

Jerk Face: Where are you going, Of-Little-Influencer? Come back! I wanted to ask you your salary.

by somebodynose December 18, 2018

little dinosuar

A nice backhand slap to the testicles, hurts like you never known

by Matthew Stiltner May 16, 2003