lard

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

by John Y. March 15, 2004

LARP

Live Action Role Play. A LARPer is someone pretending to be something they're really not.

In the 70's and 80's LARPs were people dressing up like dungeons and dragons for Renaissance Fair. Since the dawn of YouTube and social media, LARPs are the new psyops. People LARP on YouTube as Truthers, Christians, Social Justice Warriors, and civilians.
govLARP = agents of the government pretending to be civilians. Crisis Actors = LARPers.
LARPwars = two or more LARPers in a social media pseudo-feud.

"I was on my way to Tucson, to get back into the LARP, when I lost my wallet and had to turn back"
"There's no such thing as #PizzaGate, that's just a LARP to hurt one side of politics"
"That channel says they are crowdsourcing the truth but they are just LARPing as journalists"

by LARPist August 6, 2019

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

by and large

the way an old man describes overall, in general, all things considered

By and large, New York City has the best shopping in the northeast

by Funny funny girl January 14, 2009

Larry Mullen Jr

The drummer of the Irish rock band U2

Although everyone knows the band as U2, Larry claims that the band's name is really "The Larry Mullen Band."

by Shadow November 4, 2004

Law of Large Numbers

The rule that confirms that as the number of trials increases, the actual probability approaches the expected probability. If you flip a coin 1000 times, you might get 470 heads. Or 550 -- expected probabilities of .47 and .55, respectively. But, damn it, the limiting value of that probability as the number of flips increases without bound is going to be .5.

Brother, if you continue playing that slot machine, the law of large numbers is going to get your ass.

by Zac October 6, 2003

Lara

Lara is one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet! She is friendly, classy, gentle, elegant, silly, smart, funny, artistic and has great taste in music. She is a girl who is awesome in every way, can be shy one minute and crazy the next, but is always a fun person to be around. She likes to make lists and keep everything in order. She loves to be creative and takes too many photos on her camera. She loves to be around people and animals. You will never regret ever meeting a Lara. She likes to keep everything in order, and makes sure everything is in its place, except not really :). She loves to make up words. Best Traits: incredible kisser, can always cheer people and friends up, knows the right moment when a friend is in need.

You can't live life without a Lara there to cheer you up.

by little asian bird February 6, 2010