landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.

“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”

by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

Landon

Landons are the most smartest and handsomest people you will ever meet! They are amazing boyfriends and they love FaceTime. They are super kind and are very funny!

Landons are handsome

by Sjsjdhhdhd June 29, 2021

Landon Perez

someone who is incredibly black in every way

It is not politically correct to call someone the n-word it is though to call them a landon perez

by fsfffsfdfsd July 7, 2021

Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon

A sweet guy that will send shivers down your spine if he laughs and has a giant DI- heart and will always fu- care for you

Y/n: I think I met a Landon
Person: no way those guys are rare

by Thiccqueen@perfect August 6, 2021

Landon

Very cool guy and Pippa likes him

“Pippa walks in”

Pippa- Hi Landon

Landon- stay away from me

by Epic gay boi August 6, 2021