flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

by DHomer June 29, 2022

bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.

Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?

by nullptr July 25, 2022

Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away

1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol December 2, 2022

High as a kite

You are very high

Bob over there smoked so much he is as high as a kite

by Thatkewlperson69 November 12, 2023

Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023