welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."

Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.

by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010

jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008

jungleoflove

usually means a kid with alot of pubic hair around his penis usually penis is not visible maybe have some type of living organisms living inside the buche.

dude shave your jungleoflove.

by poon mattox. April 4, 2008

Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.

John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."

by JacobCS September 23, 2009

Jungleous

A profusion of jungle. , A Massive Jungle

this area is mighty jungleous

by Megan Thomas May 19, 2010

Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

Jungle Bunny Money

Jungle Bunny Money Is usually in the form of food stamps or money gained from illegal activity’s like, prostitution, selling drugs or stolen goods. Jungle Bunny Money can also be obtained by begging near highway off ramps or airports. The money is usually in the form of change or crumpled one dollar bills. The jungle bunny cash collecter is easily identified by a strong smelling stench and baggie clothing. Try to keep your distance because they are usually flea infested. Jungle Bunny Money Is usually used to buy drugs or alcohol

Joe: Tyrone-Tard always seems to have money for the liquor store

Max: Yup! ... it’s “Jungle Bunny Money

by Free Speech 4 All May 5, 2019