Jordan 

someone who you can trust with your entire world, an amazing boyfriend and a all around perfect boyfriend, he is completely loyal and the sweetest thing in the entire world. :)

he must her Jordan!

Jordan by hisgal January 18, 2011

Michael Jordans 

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

Michael Jordans by Perry April 7, 2004

Jordan 

A Jordan is an extremely rare and exotic brand of female that comes in many different forms. She is never what you expect her to be, and she never says what you would expect her to say. A Jordan defies all odds and you'll lose against her no matter what. She is often judged and put in a character box, but you will always be wrong about her, for she is ever changing and fantastical. She has the right moves, grooves, and will make you blush at the drop of a hat. Always confident, never conceited. Beautiful inside and out. Sex kitten on the prowl. Devoted, true, honest, and all together a gorgeous enigma that you can't touch. That is a Jordan.

"That girl is unbelievable; she's everything anyone could want!"

"I know. She's a total Jordan."

Jordan by toxxxy February 4, 2010

Jordan Elbridge 

Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats

“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”

Jordan Elbridge by mrpoobJE July 11, 2019

jordy 

Totally awesomeness. Like a cross betwix Adam Sandler, Ben Savage, Spiderman, and twinkies.

Ashvin: Awww, I wish I was as cool as a Jordy.
Jordy: Shut up you whiney whore.

jordy by Jord---- Mike March 14, 2005

jordans mom 

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

jordans mom by the vesh December 29, 2007

jordan 

Typically a female who carries herself well. Sarcastic, but very humorous.. its hard to find a guy who doesn't enjoy a Jordan's company. Jordan's avoid pettiness and bitchyness of others., and also tend to be more mature than most. Jordan's tend to have big hearts and innocent minds. They like to be liked by others, and most are..Jordan's find themselves making friends with everyone because of their outgoing friendly attitudes. Jordan's are ideal bestfriends, partiers, and girlfriends.

A sophisticated Jordanwoman.
Jordan is such a fun girl to be around.
Everyone wants Jordan at the party.

jordan by theone1986 August 11, 2009