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Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety
This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.
by maniamoth September 16, 2022
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Jong

Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom
by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022
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JoneGolf

A self-proclaimed "master of seduction", who in reality functions like an opposite pole of the female gender. Women usually repel "JoneGolf's" in their natural state.
Wow, look at that douchebag. He's gotta be a JoneGolf.

Fuck that guy, JoneGolf-looking ass bitch.

He asked if I wanted to go home with him, but he was ugly AF and smelt like sweat and shit. I think he farted, UGH!
by D.O.G.G November 29, 2022
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jongguggle

Jongguggle is a double guggle wuggle that has been jonged

Metaphor
It looks like it has been jongguggled
by 1Nomi23 June 19, 2023
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Jondol

an informal settlement in south America comprised of small metal shacks and sheds. A slang word used by the south African Indian populace
There was a fire by the jondol, they vyed from there after it got dalaed
by maggage marie August 10, 2024
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Jongler Vandam

A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.

To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”

*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”

*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”

*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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jongling the jibbles

The act of playing with your ballsack in a pleasing manner
'How's you and your wife?'
'Oh its perfect, shes been jongling the jibbles'
by coq-au-vin August 22, 2024
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