John 

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

John by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019

John 

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.

Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!

John by Hi?!? December 5, 2019

John 

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.

I hate John. He makes me rage!

John by MyTerror December 10, 2019

John 

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

John by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John 

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.

He must be a john!

John by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020

John 

John is a man that is a big anime fan. He is also a big fan of anime thighs and cat girls, but especially mafumafu, astolfo and tatsumaki.

John is a little bitch.

John by s_ome_one QwQ January 19, 2020

John 

Faggot that looks like he's Sid the sloth. Only on Tuesdays though. He strips for his stuffed animals and he plays little league basketball

JoHn Is So HoT 🥵

John by JaydonHater January 22, 2020