A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.
Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu
Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*
Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*
by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019
by dtisyryraudfhkcvjkhkjgfhzxg April 15, 2016
A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
by Ben Garrison's Dictionary January 04, 2018
How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
by wheyprotein December 20, 2013
"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
"John Boner's name explains himself."
by Harry Dickinher October 03, 2013
John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
by ballsdeepinyoursister July 02, 2021