Mocha Joe Jackson

1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast

Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.

by brown snoopy April 27, 2008

Jacksonville Jaguars

One of the best franchise records ever. Will turn this around.

Set a record 62-7 victory over the Dolphins. will turn around the 1-5 start.

by Nick Marino October 22, 2003

Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.

by Modeen August 27, 2014

Jackson Transfer

Similar to the Monroe Transfer in that it involves the transfer of a waste product from the producer to a willing participant. Simply put the Jackson Transfer is when two people stick a tube in their urethras and one of them urinates into the tube passing the urine to the other's urethra. More of a theoretical proposition.

Few people are aware that Andrew Jackson first theorized the Jackson Transfer in his book I Like Getting Urinated On, by Andrew Jackson, co-authored by John Addams.

by GiantSpringWater July 16, 2008

Jackshaw

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.

Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.

by tyq July 16, 2014

jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

jacksonconda

A monster aged 57 years old living in Michael Jackson pants. It measures around 666 inches in length and 69 inches in thickness. The Jacksonconda lives off the buttholes of MJ haters. A great percentage of the female (and the male) population has shown interest in the data on Jacksonconda as well as the highlights and its multiple uses, but no one ever dared to admit it aloud. The media were too busy bantering about Michael Jackson's nose apparently. But then again, there were those fans flashing their nipples and humping and-

Nevermind.
See also: (the blessed) Gold Pants, Mikegasm, Michaelicious, Mike Jr., the Force etc.

As the popular culture indicates, his Jacksonconda don't-
Nevermind, we just watched the Bad Tour and got to sort ourselves out in the bathroom a bit.

by StefIsTheWalrus July 16, 2016