Hurky Jerky

The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.

"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."

by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010

Nicholas Jerry Jonas

extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.

fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."

by Yeshey Choden January 28, 2009

Jerry

The ultimate self admitted pervert.

"You are such a Jerry"
"Why do you have to be all Jerry"
"Man, that's almost Illegal, you Jerry"

by cwizzerd March 17, 2010

Jerrys Kids

Jerrys Kids is a derogatory reference to the the socialy retarded, mentaly challenged, inbred looking, trailer park hilbillys that appear on the Jerry Springeror individuals of simular appearance show. taken from the Jerry Lewis chairitable telethon.

If a couple of gets divorced in Arkansas are they still brothe and sister? i dont know that would be a question for Jerrys Kids

by Crankyfranky and the Evil Genius April 29, 2007

jerrybomb

an extremly worn out 79 monte carlo driven by jerry

wow what a piece of shit! yeah thats the jerrybomb

by creecher February 4, 2010

Jerckacide

the result of dieing after intensely masturbating 30 - 45 hours straight, using up all the body's energy

the parents where chocked to find their son dead from jerckacide after they had been on a 3 day vacation.

by kamikazefrog November 15, 2009

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015