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Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023
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jean taveras

jean taveras is a boy who will make you feel unconditionally loved. he'll never leave you for anything. he stays even when you know you've screwed up, he still stays. he makes you feel like your on top of the world. he shows you so much love and respect its crazy how much love a person can show you but jean will. his pinky promises are everything. he keeps his word always. he's going to have 2 beautiful kids names Marlenah jade & Alejandro del la rosa Taveras. his smooches are the best. he can be a pain in the ass sometimes and other times he's the sweetest boy ever. he's worth everything you've risked to be with him. dont lose a person like jean or you'll be lost forever.
jean taveras is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
by beba022221 April 28, 2021
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jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.
Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.
by Shhcolin September 13, 2016
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Jean Panties

When a girl's shorts are so short they cover just as much as her underwear do.
Damn, she's wearing that black pair of Jean Panties again.
by StellarAce27 September 14, 2016
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Jean-Rafael

The sweetest guy on earth, Jean-Rafael is very trustworthy. He will always be here to encourage and support you, whatever you're going through. Always happy and climbing everywhere, it is always a pleasure to learn knew things with him. He will suddenly start philosophical conversations when you least expect it, and has awesome drawing skills. He's very cheerful, caring, and loves to play table tennis with a tennis ball.
Oh my gosh, I so needed a Jean-rafael yesterday! Thank god I was able to speak with him yesterday.
by AwesomeHannibal101 January 18, 2019
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belly jean

it's when you pull out whatever is stuck in your belly button, most likely the excess cotton of one's boxer briefs. some like to call it the lint. Sometimes this 'lint' will naturally have some of your belly button hairs woven in the mesh.
Yeah, I've been wearing these boxers for 3 days straight now.....hey look, wait.....ahhh, there it is. Damn kid, look at the size of that belly jean
by qcat79 July 7, 2008
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Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.
"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."
by bguy9489 November 1, 2017
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