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michał janiszyn

an amazing boy who's sweet as fuck, he's emotional, funny, trustworthy, precious and honest. the most wonderful person on this universe
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x: michał janiszyn
by cryingparrot November 23, 2019
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Pulling Janashia

"Pulling a Janashia", adj. meaning of participating in something, and then ditching everyone towards the end.
-I organized everything, almost done, but I think I won't attend, ugh...
-Dude, don't pull Janashia!

-Okay, so we've got the address, let's go!
-No, I'm not coming. I'm gonna go home.
-Stop pulling Janashia!
by EvoMeme December 10, 2019
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dirty janissa

when you take a shit and then you put ur shit into chocolate chip molds then make cookies with chocolate chips and you serve them to your enemy
i just gave brooklyn a dirty janissa
by Poopwater. February 16, 2021
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Real estate terminology for a worthless lot of land close in but usually not central. a dumpy part of town, often in the flood plain. sometimes is inhabited by those of lesser means. More often frequented by your the reader's sister, used as a makeshift anal breeding/proving grounds.
Mr. Goatse: We've seen everything available.
TubGirl: what about this 'build-to-suit charming fixer uper?
Mr. Goatse: oh that? that's way down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤, the only the thing you can fix up, is a heroin habit and perhaps build a nasty reputation. we can take a look.
TubGirl: I am famous, people will notice i'm missing.
Mr. Goatse: ...*whispers sweet nothings and promises of humiliation.*
Tubbie: I love it when you call me that! take me Mr. Goatse! have me down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤.
Mr Goatse: i know a place..its where i used to cornhole the Apple Cider Days parade float queen.
TubsieWooWoo: But..But..she was a rhetard.

Mr Goatse: i know..it was all her "idea". Even the shitty rimjob 69 mud motorboats. for hours, then..then we just talked. it was magickal.
TubGirl: I can do good. I will be better.
i'm trash. Take me the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤! i want to piss in a hobos skull.
Mr Goatse: *you promised yourself you wouldnt fall in love.*. *not this one.*...*and here you are with the ring and the folding camping shovel in the trunk! why?? what can't you stop?! shes your client! *At least look her in the eyes this time you coward!*
TubsieWubsie: what's that dear?

Mr Goatse: oh nothing...i said, we can drink hot mad dog 20/20. grape..
Tubsiekins: I will shit it out for you. like a mud fountain of bum shits. i must. it is my destiny.
Mr. Goatse: yes! yes! down in the 𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤.
by Edith Mubauls April 6, 2021
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Carlle Janes

Eob: When
Bob: carlle janes?
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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Szabó János

The fittest guy that all the girlies want. He's a womaniser kinda guy and gets all the girls he wants.
For two weeks now, Szabó János is someone elses.

I wish i was Szabó János.
by Thefitttestwith3ts September 21, 2021
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Ivan Jakus

A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
DON'T BE AN IVAN JAKUS JOSHUA
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
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