Jamaican Bobsled

Step 1: Take a huge shit.
Step 2: Find a nice big long piece.
Step 3: Place shit in freezer.
Step 4: Wait until frozen.
Step 5: Use as a dildo on your lady friend.

Renee was using her toys the other night, when one of them broke. Doesn't matter. We can still make a Jamaican Bobsled.

by leeden82 December 7, 2010

Jamaican Barbeque

A party or gathering in which guests are allowed to invite themselves over to someone's house or car in order to smoke weed, usually for free.

Hey man, I just got paid today. Do you want to buy an ounce of weed, call up some people, and have a Jamaican Barbeque?

by Gabriel Sa October 15, 2008

jaja

Other way of writing haha

Flamer2000:Man i'm sooo wasted
BroccoliClock: jaja

by BroccoliClock August 20, 2003

Jamaican Bobsled

Fucking a chick in a shitty bunghole, pulling it out and then sliding your cock between her ass cheeks.

"after screwing that chick in her dirty bum, my cock looked like a Jamaican bobsled sliding through her cheeks."

by Santo Mafioso February 27, 2008

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

jamaican lime twist

is when a man places his anus over a girls face, starts to poop, then urinates in his own face.

i like it when you give me a jamaican lime twist baby!

by amazingjorgasm January 1, 2009

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009