ownage beans

A way to describe someone who owns or is ownage. Originated from a kfc tower defence when the baked beans tower is upgraded.

I'll just upgrade this tower... AND NOW THEY'RE OWNAGE BEANS!

by roboduck February 26, 2009

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

boy beans

Testicles

Thomas thought Carla gave the best blowjobs because she spent plenty of time and effort on his boy beans.

by LikesHisBoyBeans February 10, 2019

angel bean

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

by Happy birthday Phil October 12, 2016

Fair beans

Fair enough

Friend 1: I'm not too bothered when it happens tbh
Friend 2: Fair beans, man. Fair beans.

by WreckedEm April 22, 2015

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008