"Pina colida!": oh wells then i still love you
ash talks urban: i love you more!
"Pina colida!": how do you know
"Pina colida!": lol
ash talks urban: im freaking santa
ash talks urban: and the internet says i do
ash talks urban: i love you more!
"Pina colida!": how do you know
"Pina colida!": lol
ash talks urban: im freaking santa
ash talks urban: and the internet says i do
by riley the dino. October 12, 2008

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.
There's nothing I can do.
No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.
But I love you.
I love you too
No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.
But I love you.
I love you too
by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

by Xoxdestini June 5, 2018

Fat Luke expressed this when he said that the person who got the highest mark of himeslf and two of his friends on the test our class was going to write should buy the other two a meal instead of simply just a soda.
by PLagg February 4, 2005

timmy is the type of guy that is the bestest bf of all time and if you dont know him youre a loser. <3
Person 1:Hey are you dating an i love you timmy?
Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...
Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...
by australia94 July 4, 2011

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!
-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!
-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!
by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008

what you say to your girlfriend when she's pissed at you to get her to stop blubbering and suck dick already.
by whatthefickityfuck November 30, 2011
