help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

help the meh

the legend of gooning, the goon lord, lord goonerous, the goon god, the god of gooning, master goon, the goonmaster, goonlard the great

you goon so much you’re a help the meh

by master goon minus one October 12, 2025

Trying to help

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.

Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Man help

Thisb when you need help with thing that require physical strength like taking a lid off a jar for example.

I need man help. I can't get this television out of my car.

by MarianneM January 2, 2017

Deferred help

Deferred help: Filling a complaint but nothing is done at a later time.

After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.

Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…

Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!

by Maliit tt lalake yan April 5, 2022

Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023