by yourmanssidebxtch March 24, 2021
When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates discomfort, almost as if someone is gripping internal organs.
by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
A condition in which frequent masturbation by hand desensitizes the nerves in the cock, thus lessening the pleasure of jerking off.
by The Jizz Wiz March 14, 2010
by JON M. S. May 29, 2003
Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
by darkass November 20, 2005
A sexual position originating in the Italian Riviera, whereby the female is on all fours, and the male enters her from behind. Instead of using the traditional left palm on female's left buttcheek/right palm on female's right buttcheek; the male crosses his arms and inverts his hand position, so that his right palm is on her left buttcheek and his left palm is on her right buttcheek. The difficulty of performing this move properly is directly correlated to the girth of the female's buttocks. It is recommended that those not familiar with this move, should not attempt to perform the european cross grip on a buttocks that exceeds 18 inches in diameter until they are comfortable with their own individual capabilities. This position was popularized in the United States by the independent film The Flats (www.theflatsmovie.com). This move is sometimes used in conjuntion with the the dirty sanchez and the shocker.
by J. Newman & D. Bias September 01, 2005
When you finger a women the same way you would grab a six pack of Coors Light Cans,with your thumb in her ass and your index finger in her vagina.
by CFinNH April 26, 2006