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gorilla salad

some nasty ass untamed pubic hair that protrudes outta tha panties; an overgrown bush; a muff with a horrendous amount of fur.
Danielle refused to go swimming yesterday because her overgrown gorilla salad was showing.

Alex's gorilla salad is so mangy that she has to get that shit waxed every week.
by yum_my August 28, 2006
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Gorilla Gurp

The act of heavy, almost unpleasant alcohol consumption followed by actions resembling an angered male silver-back gorilla.
White male: "whats wrong with Jamal?"

Brotha: "nigga he just Gorilla Gurpin. Get a grip honkey."
by That nilla X November 14, 2012
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Gorilla Unit

the original clothing company of G-unit. Is not Guerrilla-Unit and never was. Young Buc never wore a Guerrilla Unit pants either.
Yo, that Gorilla Unit shirt is the shaganoff.
by Gaurav March 16, 2004
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gorilla rash

1. Something bothering you like an unwiped ass hole.
2. A large rash above the pussy, caused by excessive bumping and grinding.
That's chafing me like a gorilla rash!
by Jack Kroger January 16, 2004
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gorilla mack

Macking to a female (or male) using strong arm tactics. Almost threatening. Or macking in a way that is very aggresive.
"Yo, ol girl wasn't tryin to give me the number so I put down the gorilla mack and she broke that off real quick!"
by Y.R. January 3, 2008
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hairy gorilla

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006
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gorilla fingers

Human fecal matter. Generally sitting at the bottom of the toilet.

See Lincoln logs.
Aw man, someone left some gorilla fingers in the toilet.
by Andre January 15, 2004
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