cum glove

What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.

"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."

by bergzenerpro April 4, 2008

Gloved Avenger

When you jack off with both hands wearing a pair of rubber gloves and scream a nurses name.

I was in the hospital with some gloves by my bed, so I totally pulled a gloved avenger.

by JETolo April 17, 2009

Groves

Groves can be used as either a verb or a noun. For example, as a noun, Groves is someone of little germinal fecundity. As a verb, Groves takes the the form of simply Grove or Groved (in the past tense) and means to splatter a woman's reproductive organs to little effect.

As a noun:
Girl one — So, did your boyfriend ever knock you up or what?
Girl two — No, this guy's cocksmanship is subpar, a real Groves.

As a verb:
Girl one — So, I hear you got knocked up.
Girl two — Naw, I just got my vag meat Groved.

by Biggerbeazy October 20, 2006

the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 1, 2010

love glove

1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.

2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.

Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.

Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?

Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.

by Grandmaster K April 15, 2009

pink glove

a pink sock, from fisting

She said not to try it with more than three finers, but after a little bit of coaxing and more than a few tears I was wearing her pink glove like I'd been born with it on.

I didn't know that I truly loved him until I wore his pink glove.

by Makiuspa Policeman February 15, 2006

Glove Slap

After having protected sex, the man removes the "filled" condom and slaps his partner in the face with it.

My girl and I just had sex but complained because I came and she didn't. I challenged her to a duel old school style by removing my condom and giving her a glove slap across the face!

by savgT June 4, 2018