Glorpy

Mainstream and based - niche

Oh like that guy is so glorpy

by Glorpster9000 October 9, 2025

Glorp

Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.

A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

gloop

Gen-Z term for food/unhealthy food

Look at all the gloop.

Im gonna gloop out

by gloopist December 29, 2025

gloopmaxxing

The act of “melting” after eating a large meal.
Can be used to refer to an obese person.

Simon is gloopmaxxing on the couch.

I have been gloopmaxxing recently.

by gloopist December 29, 2025

De glorp

The act of swinging your cock and balls between your legs to make a clapping sound.

Yo Nick did you hear Rick's de glorps they're so loud today.

by Knife right August 30, 2017

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead

by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021