glorkinshlorb

an absolute dumbass of a being

That cat is such a glorkinshlorb!

by sdfghfgsdsdfg October 12, 2025

Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

Gerk

When you beat someone’s ass then continue to undress them, spread their ass cheeks open and spit into their asshole

“AYE, GERK THAT NIGGA”

by gerkinator3000 November 9, 2025

Gleckin

Being in a state of geekin and locked in at the same time.

Jonas: Hey Noah, I'm gleckin right now. Trying to study but also play video games.
Noah: That's cool, I might gleck as well.

by 420DankShit November 16, 2025

Glurky Turkey

when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Glurky Turkey

A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves

Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!

by TheSpaghettiSlurper27 December 14, 2025

Gerk

meaning to get mad, and visually red, or to breakout in an emotion. Synonymous to crashout

Orry- you’re getting me really red and angry quit talking shit abt jojos!
Cormac- Yo quit gerkin.
Kianna- Yeah quit it, don’t wanna start a gerk-circ.
Adriel- I love gerking at night.

by krlstar December 15, 2025