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Fucktard

A cross between a fuckup and a retard.
God, he's such a fucktard!
by AlleyKat October 6, 2009
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to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.
1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard.
2. - Africa is a continent?

- yes you fucktard.
by YuyuyuYummy July 10, 2009
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Fucktard is a combintion of the two words Fucking and Retard, so the word means fucking retard.
George W. Bush is a fucktard.
by Jemalacane August 15, 2008
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Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard
In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Conjunction Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost the award to the word cum-swapper.
"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac
by Zboon Redrum March 14, 2013
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fucktard

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
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Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".
I am a fucktard.
by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010
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fucktard

Some that is completely fucked and retarded! Most commonly used to describe muzza's, scenies, stoners and teachers.
"That guy thinks he is like fully sick or some shit!"
"He is a fucking fucktard dude!"
"Yeah true that"
by Jessie Vain October 13, 2008
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