The Dog Fucker

Whitney Wisconsin

She shags dogs and wanted to fuck the reptilian lord leafyishere but he destroyed and roasted her causing her to shag another fucking poodle. She fingered her self and asked people what it smelled like this defines her as a the dog fucker

by Patryk the reptilian February 17, 2018

The Mother-Fucker

A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.

Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.

by TInaFeyJacobson June 12, 2018

Yeet the mother fucker

When you get the fucking shit yeeted out of you.

Yeet the mother fucker means you got tossed out the window into the pool.

by Your average white boy December 24, 2019

couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

fuckety fuck face fucker

A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.

person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!

by Malakas Takis January 18, 2006

sexy fucker

as simple as it gets, someone who is uber sexually attractive who fucks

Mikey Shoes and Carlo Von Sexron are two sexy fuckers!

by sui generis November 3, 2008

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").

Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.

by debauchery123 November 15, 2009