fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

fucking wars

Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.

Fucking wars, I can’t believe that!

by Billy129 May 8, 2019

fucking manipulative bitch

a fucking manipulative bitch is a person that lies whenever she opens her mouth. she does and says everything she can to make people feel sympathy and sorry for her (example: lie about a kidney condition). she will turn situations so that they revolve about her and only her. she is going to insult you in every way she can, even wish you death, if you confront her about her actions. a fucking manipulative bitch is also extremely fucking stupid. she is such a bitch, you have to write her name as definition if the word bitch in the dictionary.

rivaille_regrets_ is such a fucking manipulative bitch

by annies._.nose bitch October 21, 2019

Fucking other women

An expression used when 2 parties believe they understand a plan (usually involving each other), when in actuality neither of them were correct.

"Hey, were we gonna go see that movie later tonight, or were we fucking other women?"

by MontanaAwakening April 16, 2021

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009