Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

fountain valley high school

smart asses with rich mommy and daddys and occasionally hang in HB or Irvine

"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"

by bobapatrol February 13, 2023

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024

Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.

Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?

by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019

Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

Singapore Water Fountain

When a man is receiving anal sex while urinating.

He left the bar to use the bathroom and got a Singapore Water Fountain while he pissed.

by ZeekaVyyrus March 22, 2024

frosting fountain

When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.

Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.

by little buckaroo December 25, 2011