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flower horse 

A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.

Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.
Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)
flower horse by nuguns October 8, 2008

Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome) 

When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.
Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).

Flower Pattern Girl 

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
Flower Pattern Girl by ANMAN September 2, 2010

flowery path 

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'
Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!
A flower is a beautiful work of nature, some might say but no. Your flower is your virginity. An episode of friends teaches us that Monica uses slang for it and that slang word is flower. So why shouldn’t we use this word today
No I will not give you my flower!
Flower by Mary5678 November 14, 2019

Garbage Flower

Also: "Trash Flower"

1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.

2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.

3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- "Mia Zapata* was a like a beautiful Garbage Flower."
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."

2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey

3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.

* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.