florida state university 

a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"

my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me

florida state university by Expendable February 2, 2009

florida booty 

a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically petite, and/or quite fit.

That girl's got a Florida Booty bigger'n Jupiter!

florida booty by jasmynflower March 5, 2009

Florida Girls

Whores

Oh, those girls are such florida girls!

Florida Girls by hahuehau December 14, 2016

Florida High Five 

When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.

male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.

Florida High Five by Kung Fu Moses July 18, 2010

florida band clamp 

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

florida band clamp by chicostikk August 31, 2011

florida paddle 

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

florida paddle by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

florida meatball 

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

florida meatball by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017