flakow

(n.) a very cool person who got their name from a typo in a chatroom; must always be saud with exclamation...such as FLAKOW!!!!!!!!!!

Hi flakow...oh shit I typed it wrong.

by flakow January 19, 2004

flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

Flamy Winehouse

A grogan of such burning ferocity that you'd give it a record contract just so it leaves you in peace.

That chilli's caused me to I release a Flamy Winehouse and I need it to go platinum now

by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011

Flakrop

To flake, or cancel attending a previously scheduled event at the last minute. Not showing up at all without canceling can also be considered a flakrop.

I was supposed to go out with a bunch of friends tonight, but I may have to pull a Flakrop and just stay home.

by OG1 September 27, 2011

flakebooker

A facebook junkie, someone who logs, or posts every damn time they take a breath, and even worse every time they exhale.

I am waiting to go barhopping with my bro, but he is such a flakebooker, i am leaving without him.

by southpawhunter December 4, 2011

Flakepotomus

Someone who is a flake, constantly makes plans and then bails with little or no warning. People who are completely inconsiderate of other people, especially when time and scheduling is of importance.

That girl was the one with idea to go to this restaurant... now we are all here and she is a no show. The next time I saw her she gave me a big hug and fake kiss and acted like nothing had happened and we were all BFFs. What a flakepotomus!

by Nutzdogg April 20, 2015