fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

fartsnart

It’s a fart and a sneeze combined

Man I’m gonna do a crazy (fartsnart)

by Biggie Cheese 248 December 20, 2017

Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018

Fantscinating

When something is fancy, fascinating, and covered in ants all at the same time.

This stump is fantscinating.

by trice16 July 7, 2018

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

Fartsnapple

A descriptive word for a passive aggressive person.

‘YOU DO REALISE HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE?!’ she’d shout angrily.
‘Ahh stop bein’ such a fartsnapple!’ the other woman replied rolling her eyes.

by YAMAMAMAMAA June 27, 2020

fartsichord

The musical instrument that is the human buttocks that makes farts.

Or the musical sounds your farts make.

My daughter was a human fartsichord.

by ballistik August 3, 2020