failbucket

a. One whose entire life consists of failure.
b. One who is a master in the art of failure.

Dakota is such a failbucket.

Nice going, failbucket!

by Alahnnah August 6, 2008

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Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.

"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*

by Captin Robin January 16, 2009

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Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work

1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.

by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009

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Fail

See: School

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010

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Fail at life

A term used to describe a person who is incapable of making any valuable contribution to their day to day life.
Examples of someone who would apply to this term would be people who cannot help themselves from playing an MMORPG at least 4 hours a day.

Wife: Honey come hang out with me and all of our friends at our cookout.
Husband: NO I CANT IM RAIDING!
Wife: You fail at life

by Krissypooskins February 15, 2009

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Comma Fail

When one leaves the school, many of what one learned won't be used now on, but anyway, there are some stuff one have to know how and when to use, as a matter of avoiding huge embarrassing moments, like the use of comma, specially when chatting indeed.

RandomChat(room1):

Guy1: Hey!Hey!Hey dude!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Hey!Hey! Hey duuuuuuudeee!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dud…
Guy2: I'M EATING SHIT!!!!
Guy1: hmm….well….aah…ugh…I think you should put a comma after eating, seriously.
Guy2: oh f***, that's the third comma fail today, shit!

by Sean McFlannigan May 14, 2011

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