Master Electrician

The lighting designer's personal slave.

The Lighting Designer sent the Master Electrician to starbucks and made him pay.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

electrician

to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool

"They call me 'the electrician'

'whys that? '

well everytime i go i lay a cable!!

by BigSi August 18, 2006

Electrition

The result of shoddy workmanship at the hands of an electrician suffering from a sense of attrition.

"Oi what a shock! This panel's all shorted to ground mate!"

"Must've been the handywork of that dastard electrition again. Bastard doesn't know his Greens from Reds!"

by ack ack October 25, 2007

"electric head"

A sexual act wherein one performs oral sex upon another, whilst simultaneously masturbating with a vibrator.

'Personally, I prefer "electric head" to a quickie,' Sarah quipped. 'It's faster, more satisfying, and doesn't mess up my hair.'

by DaMadge April 15, 2008

Electric Jello

Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.

Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?

Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.

by dnuoh ezoob August 27, 2010

electric violin

When your partner is going down, you tell them to work your ball sack and you squeeze off a fart in the process.

My girl went down on me after we ate Mexican food, so I decided to give her the electric violin.

by christian brown21 December 17, 2011

Electricity

my life.

Electricity. The most amazing thing someone can create. And my life.

by Mayhem January 9, 2015