Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.

My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!

by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016

denis the menece

A....menece that is to be cherished for life

Hey I am lucky I have a Denis the menece

by Angry teen August 3, 2016

danish breath mint

When someone farts in your mouth

Melody just farted in Carolines mouth and said. "Did you like that danish breath mint?"

by Poopsmaker August 15, 2017

denis lay

A amazing person and is soo awesome as soon as you meet them you will love them forever

Denis lay's are soo awesome

by Happy and sad November 16, 2017

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018