Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj April 12, 2016
the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
by the great auk September 16, 2018
A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.
"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009
When a mobile device is so full of apps it takes so long to find the app you wanted, by the time you found it, you forgot why you needed it. Hence it is time to go app dumping.
by TaylorTech May 24, 2011
by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016
The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.
(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”
by Flextramile December 16, 2021