douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Undercover douchebag

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.

Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag

by mytheral February 12, 2010

Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater

by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Douchebag

A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time."

Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG!!!!!"

by Howiefeltersnatch69 June 9, 2011

gangrenous douchebag

any one of a number of writers and anchors at FoxNews

That lying bastard Sean Hannity is just a gangrenous douchebag.

by the HEmaster January 1, 2009

Dillywaddle Douchebag

Some one who is like a douchebag but is different from the others. Who has more douchebagness than a normal one

Corey sure is a dillywaddle douchebag!!

by TomCruiseLover April 10, 2009