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dot comical

Funny, humorous, laughable, hilarious; as it pertains to any online experience.
Finding the humor in an interesting entry on urbandictionary.com; "That word is dot comical!"
"War stories" from your membership in any online dating websites, so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh; i.e. "My love life is dotcomical!"
by Annie Hernandez May 29, 2008
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Dot rant

A rant or harangue is a speech or text that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution. Very often rants lack proven claims. Such attacks are usually personal attacks. Compare with a dialectic. Most commonly found in motorcycle forums.
fyrefyter0143: I'm the coolest member here :flex:

cockblockers: No your not, your just goodlookin

fyrefyter0143: Dot rant!
by Yut Ugh January 24, 2010
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D-Dot

This chili is running through me, I gotta take a D-Dot
by Is-Real Life September 5, 2003
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Dot Watching

Waiting for an Middle Eastern person and to finally come to the decision to purchase a product. Taking for ever and asking for the best deal five times in a row. Commonly found in retail sales.
" what are you doing? I'm dot watching he has been staring at the same phone for 45 minutes and asked if they come unlock. He also wants a good phone that's under $100."
by Dot Watching August 12, 2015
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Green Dot

Originating from the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 it was used to describe a teammate whom you do not know. These team mates will show up on the radar map as green arrows or “Green Dots”. Often used during times of anger or frustration when a fellow team mate is doing something that offends you, “Green Dot” could be shouted over a microphone to encompass any one of the people on your team in hopes that the one committing the offensive action would hear you and stop what they were doing.

Green Dot can also be used in real life to describe others around you that you do not know or are not acquainted with. This includes people at the park, at school or a party.
Example 1
Player 1: *Stealing Care Package*
Player 2: "MOVE GREEN DOT THAT'S MINE!!"

Example 2
Player 1: "Fuckin green dot!! get out of the way!"

Example 3
Student 1: "WOW, this class is crowded!!"
Student 2: "Yup, I don't like green dots breathing my air!"
by jcortes August 19, 2011
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t-dot

(1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians".
(2) transvestite jizz.
(3) "secret ingredient" put in Tim Hortons coffee.
(4) reference in Shawn Desman's (Shawn D. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". In this context, "t-dot" stands for "Toronto, Ontario" ... Yo yo yo. I'm gonna GET MINE! That bitch is shizzle!
(5) shit or "scat".
I'm going to the corner to get some t-dot; that she-male is HOT! (1, or 2).

I'm going to drink some Timmie's coffee because I'm in withdrawal from lack of t-dot (1, 2, 3, or 5).

Both Vancouver and Montreal are superior cities to t-dot (4), as are Winnipeg and Pussytown, Ontario.

Last week I was in T-dot (4), getting some t-dot (1 or 5), drinking some T-dot (2 or 3), and then I jizzed out some t-dot (3).

Shawn Desman likes to consume t-dot (2 or 5).
by Jim August 30, 2004
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red dot

Person of Eastern Indian decent often used for target practice by gangsta's in the hood. The built-in bullseye makes an easy target.
Yo, Jamal, you nailed that one right on the red dot!!!
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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