A poorly built, slow witted boy who somehow has the strange impression that people enjoy his company, when in reality they want to push him down a flight of stairs and cut ever single mop-hair on his small head.
by VanBurenMan January 19, 2011
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by Derek ott February 24, 2019
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by zebraprincess July 3, 2011
Get the derek mug.A person that speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. The use of the word Illiterate is used for this "issue" when concerning reading and writing. moron
Derelict is when a person speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. ie: I is sure it was a accident. He don't got no money. We is growin our business.
by May Hemm July 26, 2015
Get the Derelict mug.An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .
"Mr Jamies is a creeper"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
by Avitor October 25, 2006
Get the derek mug.Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.
by supersexymom January 31, 2010
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