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The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.
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Man I hooked up with Mel last night!
Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!
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Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
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