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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023
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Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females
"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"
by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023
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Dinking

A form of pegging for two men that doesn't involve a woman or strap-on.
by Trippedt November 30, 2023
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Dray Dinking

It is the dyslexic outcome of someone that has started drinking at the begining of the day.
by 716 Jeep Girl December 2, 2023
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DINKS

We're DINKS just enjoying ourselves & having no one to answer to.
by Hasbara Troll December 6, 2023
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Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..
Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.
by johnlee^ December 9, 2023
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Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids
Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself
by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023
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