Disco Dick

When a guy has too much intoxication his dick goes soft and he can't get hard for sex.

Jack: "Man I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, it was like thumbing a marshmallow into a coin slot."

Gary: "Ha Ha, you got Disco Dick."

by Harley punk September 7, 2011

national dick pic day

Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012