derking off

a combination of the words 'derka' and 'jerking off'

when it's specifically a brown person masturbating, they are 'derking off', rather than 'jerking off'.

blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him.

jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka... wait, what?

by derkaderkallah January 9, 2010

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shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

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Deep skin docking

deep skin docking is essentialy the deepthroat action of docking, where the foreskin of one males penis completely engulfes the penis of another male.

I was surprised by how stretchy his foreskin was when he decided to perform deep skin docking on me during our fifth intimate docking session of the day.

by Padmay123 December 9, 2008

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A spinoff of space docking that even straight people can enjoy. Purple sock docking occurs when two people lay ass to ass with their purple sock hanging out. One of them delicately rolls their purple sock over the other person's purple sock.

Docking successful.

Deans was in the locker room purple sock docking the Ohio State quarterback.

by Mavwreck November 14, 2010

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ducking

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

by Kengou October 10, 2003

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Raw Dicking

To not use prophylactics when performing coitus.

Ember walked in on her man after a hard day's work and found her man "Raw Dicking" a bitch.

by Whiterussian716 December 17, 2008

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ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

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