dead-end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead-end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008

dead presidents day

Pay day

Finally my favorite day of the week, dead presidents day.

by gorge washingtons October 11, 2011

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

Dead lighter syndrome

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018

dead spider

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

by yojan the great May 8, 2018