David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

Gay.

He looks like a David

by Penys November 30, 2019

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every girl in his town. With his perfect pullout game he will never have a kid but will die extremely soon due to contracting every STD from hitting it raw.

Friend 1: When I go out I wanna do it David-style!
Friend 2: SAMEEEE DUDE!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

David

Sucks big balls

Wow David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

David

David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,

David I love you

Johnny I know

David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them

by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020