Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 26, 2022

Stuffed crust

A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment

That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.

by P-wordStank65 January 09, 2021

Stuffed crust

A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.

Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?

Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.

by Swiggityswonerr January 18, 2025

Crust bucket

A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's

I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.

Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week

by Blondetorage August 31, 2015

Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 13, 2020

winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 06, 2017

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 17, 2017