When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.
I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.
Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls
Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls
by hodo15 July 29, 2009
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Get the crotch gauze mug.A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
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He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 6, 2010
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by lovebug April 4, 2003
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A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
by Chrijones July 24, 2012
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