Crotch Crumbs

These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.
'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010
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crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.
Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.
by Orpus July 04, 2005
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crotch skim

When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.
I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.

Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls
by hodo15 July 30, 2009
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Crotch Mileage

A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 04, 2009
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Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.
"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."
by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 02, 2010
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crotch-broth

after our night of passion together my bed sheets were covered in her crotch-broth
by lovebug April 04, 2003
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Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 07, 2010
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