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Cripalette

Cripalettes aint got love for Die-'Rus.
by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007
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cripmo

Someone who is not only crippled, but homosexual as well...
That Steve, I used to think he was just crippled, but now I realize he's a homo too...what a cripmo!
by bretschimming June 12, 2007
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cripcore

(adjective) Of a person or activity: intense and hard personality or activity taking advantage of an individual's disabilities and/or learned accommodations in a way that shows how truly hardcore the person or activity is.

Distinct from supercrip, a stereotype of a person whose exceptional abilities "make up" for their disability.
Wow, look at that girl pushing her bike uphill with one hand and wielding a cane in the other. She's so cripcore!

I want to play a cripcore sport like murderball some day.

Those cripcore super-fast cheetah prostheses are awesome.
by lakmiseiru April 21, 2010
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Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW
i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD
by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010
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crimpin

Ridiculously sick, awesome, legit, tight, etc. Generally used to describe something that is the absolute best.
Harry Potter is the most crimpin series ever.
by ellie.mt.2012 October 1, 2012
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Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
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crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
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