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War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm
bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover
by md55.offical January 16, 2025
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Hate Crime

A crime, usually violent, that is motivated by race, religion, disability, or sexual orientation.
Because Karen etched a homophobic slur onto my car, she will not only be charged with vandalism, but also a possible hate crime.
by Yoyo5371 April 16, 2021
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suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018
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premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
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Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.
Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime
by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022
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White Collar Crime

Synonymous to the fake elector scheme of 2020
They got caught committing a white collar crime, by attempting to steal the election.
by anonymous August 23, 2023
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