Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.

Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.

by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020

Coverent

Be coherent in statements concerning Covid-19, be coverent

He is such a coverent person, trying to be reasonable while everybody is spreading panics.

by Till.Eulenspiegel March 21, 2020

Covered Up

When the cover of a song is better than the original.

Ray Charles completely covered up John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Karen cover

A mask or face covering

Damn, this Karen cover is reminding me to brush my teeth, my breath is kicking right now.

by ColourMaestro September 23, 2020

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017