Corporate Rick

The guy that was once a participating member of the team but has now risen to corporate status and is now much too busy for the team. Of course, he still expects the free meeting lunches but obviously doesn't attend the meeting
There goes corporate Rick lunch in hand and not headed to the meeting with everyone else!
by Swaybone August 05, 2024
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corporate apology

An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar

conglomerates, hence the name.
Conglomerate: We would like to apologise for our actions. (insert corporate apology here)
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
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Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.
by iaminhellhelpme June 27, 2024
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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Nova Corporation

Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.
Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?

Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
by tfkcrkk February 20, 2024
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nova corporation

a roblox roleplay group based on breaking every rule set by the Regulations Department
the nova corporation is 1000% better than anything creepysins can shit out
by Idiocity January 29, 2024
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Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.
I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
by Poopypoopypoppop August 03, 2022
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